Monday, December 05, 2005

What Color Are Your Underwear?

The other day while we were out Christmas shopping, The Baby had her first little accident since forsaking diapers. While she stood in a puddle guarded by husband Bo, I ran to get paper towels from the bathroom and some replacement undies. I scurried her out to the car, along with my six-year-old daughter Sweetheart.

"What kind of underwear did you get her?" Sweetheart asked.

"Tinkerbell," I answered.

"Awww! Bard (the fifteen-year-old daughter) would love those! Too bad they she can't have any."

"Why can't she have any?" I wondered aloud.

"Because they don't make them in big people size. When you get old, all you can wear is white underwear."

Bo and I cracked up. Appearing confused by our laughter, Sweetheart demanded, "What? What are you laughing at? It's TRUE!"

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