Well, it sounded like fun at the time...

More than you wanted to know about me. Hat tip to Sara.

Do you have any pets?	Oh, my. Yes, yes, yes.
What color shirt are you wearing?	Dark grey wool.
Name three things that are physically close to you:	A Polly Pocket, a fake canned ham and a red high top. Just one, though.
What is the last book you read?	I'm reading Gilead.
Are you or were you a good student?	From time to time.
What's your favorite sport?	Sleeping.
Do you enjoy sleeping late?	See above.
What's the weather like right now?	Too cold for my liking. Where's that other thing? What's it called? Ah, yes. Spring.
Who tells the best jokes?	My daughter Bard is hilarious. She doesn't tell jokes--she's just funny.
What was the last thing you dreamed about?	My daughter's choir manager hating me. Who knows?
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?	Yes. Yes. Let's move on, shall we?
Do you believe in karma?	If I don't believe in it, will it go away? No, actually, I don't.
Do you believe in luck?	Nope.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?	Scrambled, with sour cream and chives.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?	Dust. Stories. White dishes and servingware. Pottery. Embroidered things. Animals. Kids.
Are you proud of yourself?	Not at the moment, no.
Are you reliable?	Not really.
Have you ever given money to a bum?	Absolutely. I give him a dollar for a cup of coffee every morning. Oh, wait. Did you mean one I'm not married to? Then, yes.
What's your favorite food?	Very, very good food. I don't have a particular favorite.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?	Doubtful
Do you like the smell of gasoline?	Ack.
Do like to draw?	Yes. But you might not like to look at what I draw. It may hurt your eyes.
What's your favorite invention?	Running water and indoor plumbing.
Is your room messy?	Medium.
What do you like better: oranges or apples?	Apples. Especially nice crisp ones, like Fuji or Pink Lady. But not cooked ones. Ick.
Do you give in easily?	Depends on who's asking.
Are you a good guesser?	Not really.
Can you read other people's expressions?	Depends on who's expressing. Some people, yes. Others, I don't think anyone can.
Are you a bully?	Can be.
Do you have a job?	Several.
What time did you wake up this morning?	Which time? Ultimately, I woke up at 8.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?	Almonds, an Asian pear and a Clif bar.
When was the last time you showered?	This morning.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?	Working and preparing for the weekend. I get to have a birthday this week!
What's your favorite day of the week and why?	Saturday, usually. It's the day I get to spend with my husband and do fun stuff. It's also the day we usually have our houseconcerts.
Do you have any nicknames?	Several. What? Do you think I'd write them here?
Have you ever been scuba diving?	No, but I'd love to.
What's your least favorite color?	Probably hot pink.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?	Today? Yes. But that's just because I'm feeling a bit angry.
Would you ever go skydiving?	If someone pushed me out of a plane, I guess I'd have to.
What toothpaste do you use?	Tom's of Maine.
Do you enjoy challenges?	Sometimes.
What's the worst injury you have had?	Childbirth.
What's the last movie you saw?	Babette's Feast at home, Reign Over Me in theaters.
What do you want to know about the future?	What my children will do for their professions.
What does your last text message say?	I don't have text messaging. Unless you count mail.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?	Kim, I think.
What's your favorite school subject?	Literature
What's your least favorite school subject?	Math
Would you rather have money or love?	Love. Definitely love.
What is your dream vacation?	Duh. Traveling around the entire world at my leisure with endless amounts of money. And love, of course.
What is your favorite animal?	A dog. Especially my little Jack Russells.
Do you miss anyone right now?	Yes, I do. But what good does that do?
What's the last sporting event you watched?	The Ohio State championship game.
Do you need to do laundry?	I'm doing laundry. So there.
Do you listen to the radio?	NPR occasionally. Mostly iPod, though. And Rhapsody.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?	In bed.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?	Go tattle.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?	Yep. And I raised some, too.
What color are your bed sheets?	White.
What's your ringtone?	I don't have a cell phone. ::GASP:: Can you believe it???
Who was the last person to make you laugh?	My kids.
Do you have any obsessions right now?	Worrying about my life.
Do you like things that glow in the dark?	This is an exceedingly odd question.
What's your favorite fruity scent?	Fruit, I guess.
Do you watch cartoons?	If you count Homestar Runner, I guess I do.
Have you ever sat on a roof?	Oh, yes.
Have you ever been to a different country?	Does Canada count?
Name three things in the world you dislike:	cowards, backstabbers and money
Name three people in the world you dislike:	I can't do that.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?	I'm sure.
Do you like sushi?	Never had it. Should I?
Do you believe in magic?	In a young girl's heart?
Do you hold grudges?	Yes, I do, unfortunately. I'm holding a couple right now. Would you like to hold them for me?
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