I have needs, too, y'know.
Michael over at Blogin' Idiot did this fun little thing, so I thought I'd do it, too. Since we're rather sick at our house, my actual thinking is down to a minimum, so all I can do is mourn the "real" posts I should be writing. Alas.
Still, this one was funny, and amazingly accurate.
What you do is, start a new Google search and enter "(your name) needs" minus the parentheses, but WITH the quotation marks. Then write down either the first five results or the five funniest, whatever you want. I searched with my real name, but I'm using my pen name in this entry.
1. T.D. needs a big fat raise.
2. T.D. needs to define herself.
3. T.D. needs to stop lying to herself about her feelings and make up her mind.
4. T.D. needs to give us the recipe for that cake.
5. T.D. needs to go home.
6. T.D. needs prayers.
7. T.D. needs to be changed.
8. T.D. needs support, too!
9. T.D. needs to stop thinking she's the one with the problem.
10. T.D. needs to work on saying she's sorry.
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