Silly me. I opened the bottle of frozen Cherry Coke (What? Cherry Coke? Who was drinking Cherry Coke? Not me. Huh uh. Not after I resolved to replace my daily Cherry Coke intake with water).
The Cherry Coke that I wasn't opening not for me overflowed all over the counter.
Sweetheart: Mom, why did you do that?
Me: Because I'm not very smart. You should know that by now.
Sweetheart: Yes, you are. You're very smart. Because you're the mom.
Me: Is that so?
Sweetheart: Yes. You're like the queen. The queen of our village. And you teach us, so you have to be smart.
Me: Aha. I'll remember that next time I try to do something stupid.
